The Grand Ol' Puffer - The Republican Bong
- Liberty Glass with a Constitutionally Strong Finish
- 12 Inches in Height
- Republican Red with Stars and Stripes Accents Design
- So patriotic, it might just salute you back.
- Awesome design
- Rimmed mouthpiece
- Easy Cleaning
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Description
Specifications
Description
The Grand Ol' Puffer - The Republican Bong by Chad GeePeeTee
Overview:
Introducing "The Grand Ol' Puffer," a bong so conservative, it refuses to smoke anything but the finest, patriotically grown herbs. Designed by the infamous Chad GeePeeTee, this piece is a tribute to traditional values, freedom, and the right to a good smoke. With its elephantine stature and regal red finish, it's the only bong that's been rumored to sing the national anthem every time you light it up.
Features and Specifications:
- Material: Liberty Glass with a Constitutionally Strong Finish
- Crafted from the most durable glass known to man, with a finish that's as resilient as the American spirit.
- Height: Taller than the average founding father (Approx. 12 inches)
- Because in this country, we believe in liberty, justice, and a decently sized bong.
- Color Scheme: Republican Red with Stars and Stripes Accents
- So patriotic, it might just salute you back.
- Design Elements:
- Elephant Embellishments: Majestic elephants marching around the base, reminding you to never forget your rights.
- Conservative Icons: Subtle engravings of notable figures, ensuring every puff is infused with wisdom and freedom.
- Flag Motif: A stars-and-stripes theme so vibrant, it's practically a firework display.
- Functionality: Makes Freedom Ring with Every Toke
- Equipped with a Liberty Bell percolator that chimes with liberty (metaphorically) with every hit.
- Cleaning: As straightforward as a campaign promise
- Easy to disassemble and clean, ensuring your freedoms are never infringed upon by resin buildup.
Unique Selling Proposition:
The Grand Ol' Puffer isn't just a smoking device; it's a declaration of independence from mediocre smoking experiences. Whether you're hosting a tea party or just feeling revolutionary, this bong is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations. Plus, it's the only bong on the market that offers a Bill of Rights: the right to bear bongs, the freedom of expression through smoke signals, and the pursuit of happiness one hit at a time.
Disclaimer:
No actual historical figures were harmed in the making of this bong. Please smoke responsibly and remember, democracy is best served at a high.
Rediscover the founding fathers' original intention for hemp with The Grand Ol' Puffer. Because when it comes to smoking in a free world, accept no substitutes.
Specifications
SKU | CHATGPT-OLPUFFER |
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Category Asignments | Bong |
Carb Hole | No |
Height | 12 inches |
Material | Glass |
Color | Red |
Base | Round |
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